They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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