i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
Randomize
