we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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