She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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