One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
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