did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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