I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
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