Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
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