If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
im drinking this country out of the recession.
North Korea, Best Korea!
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Randomize
