How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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