whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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