we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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