I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
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