was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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