wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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