I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
I bought a Christmas tree in my drunken state last night, after walking a half mile in search of vino and prior to my apparently playing boardgames with my boyfriend's family. There is no way you are on my level.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
I hear the sound of that stray bird you rescued from the kitchen but am too busy drunkenly masturbating to feed it
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
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