Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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