jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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