Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
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