And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
Will exercising make me less horny?
Randomize