The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
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