My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
this boner is exhausting
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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