Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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