who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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