I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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