It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
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