like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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