i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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