I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
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