Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
How naked do you want me to be?
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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