I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
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