Get your hand out of your ass!
how did you know my hand was in my ass? Guess where my other hand is..?
In your belly button
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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