absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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