I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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