You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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