think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
Randomize
