What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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