capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
Randomize
