Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
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