He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
Omg I joined a choir last night...
I'm really busy with my period
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