I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
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