So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
Quick, to the slutcave!
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
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