So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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