Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
Having Father’s Day on Pride weekend is always so awkward. “Hey dad just calling to say I love you.” While I’m navigating my way through a pop up pool at a bar riding a penis floatie. Happy Father’s Day.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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