I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
I'm getting married
To pizza
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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