You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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