She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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