Got a toothbrush?
We won't sleep together?
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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