Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
I don't get promposals. When I asked my date I was so drunk I couldn't lift my head. Then I puked on my lawn after he said "ok whatever". That's romance
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
Can you please stop fucking every bartender in the city? Just once I want to have a Jack and Coke without fielding questions about your availability.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
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