she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
