So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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