Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
this will be a night to untag.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
Those nachos came to me in a dream
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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