i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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