At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
Randomize
