why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
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