i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
Woke up in an unfamiliar basement in a sleeping bag with Matt to a police officer shining his flashlight in my eyes and asking me my birth date and social security number. My morning went swimmingly.
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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