I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
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