5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
So gin and wine won't be happening again
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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